Monday, August 20, 2012

A Boy’s Point of View

 A Pointless Observation


Disclaimer: All events below are true to my knowledge and best of my experiences. I assure you the people I have used below are real, and will readily kill me if they get to know I am using them here. Love you all people.

You are going to hear nothing new in here. There are several blogs like this where you will find whiny teenagers, adolescents crying or complaining how they hate their life because of a boy or a girl. As I am a boy I am here to whine about girl problems.

You may find this interesting or utterly boring, that depends on how you take everything.

Have you ever noticed how everyone goes to their friends for advice on their relationship with the opposite sex? And if you had noticed properly it’s always the friend who has no relationship or a girlfriend is the one we ask advice for. I have always wondered why these saviours don’t have a lover. But the truth is these people share their best ideas for their secret crush and are too shy to execute them for themselves. Everyone have their best ideas for their loved ones but very few have succeeded in making their ideas come true.

Now, coming back to the girl part, in the short span of twenty years of my life I have no right to judge anyone. I have no experience, no knowledge or any idea about the field of girls (it is a wide field you see). But I have some friends who say stories about girls, at the end of each story I always feel more hatred to the womankind. I could never prove whether he was telling stories or truth, because I never knew those girls.

You know girls it’s very easy to keep a boy happy. First, make sure you are only close with one boy, make him believe he is special; he will do wonders for you. Secondly never make the boy hear busy tone when he is calling you. Of course you are in an important call just cut short your call, and tell him the reason by calling him, you are right he won’t believe you, but be truthful. Even better way is even when you are busy try attending his call and telling him you are doing something important. He will be anyway angry with you but still you took the step. Some advisor friend of him will make him see your steps.

Boys speak to all girls the same way. If he likes someone more than the others he would do things for her which he would never do to anyone, anyway she will never get to know that she is that someone. And I don’t know how a girl behaves when she likes someone. I am totally confused in the way they think in this part.

I tried getting close to a girl once. That once was an awesome experience I began to hate girls after that.  Not that she was bad; I was too good for her. This is self boasting. Still, I am little bit good and she was not someone I would call good. I learnt a lot from that experience, no wonder she haunts me a lot in my dreams still. Girls have a sense of good or bad for the things they do, just like us they too want to break the rules, go out, do crazy stuff all that and more. I would never say it is a bad thing. But the way they do it is turning out to be bad. I know I should not control how people behave or control the way they do things in my mindset they are bad and I respect your mindset too. My sense of bad or good only depends on the truth you tell me I don’t like to bask in the sunshine of lie; I would rather prefer to be sweltered in the heat of the truth. And if I found that you are lying believe me you are ugliest and the worst creature in my book. If you are not ready to accept the truth about you to me, I have no reason to be your friend or anything. If you are going to feed me with your shitty and ugly truth, sugar coating it with lies is not going to make any difference. If its shit, that is all I need to know.

And why do I hate all girls because of the lie a single girl told me? Actually I don’t hate all girls, I hate girls whom I don’t know and some girls I know. After her, for me all of the opposite genders are bad and I hate them till I get to know them well enough. I knew a few of those opposite gender I respect. Not because they did something for me. I just respect one or two for the things they told me. And I do not believe any of that. I respect them because they put in their time for me when they don’t have to.

For all this useless and pointless things I said above are to vent off my thoughts through some way. This write up has no point. Sorry for wasting your time. Live your awesome life to the most.

Live Life!

Believe all, Trust None!

4 comments:

  1. this topic is way way out of my field :D :D so its a loads and loads of time wasted by me.............. anyways nice vent :P

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    1. I know it is way out of your field.. anyway thanks for putting your time...

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  2. Utter rubbish.. i stopped midway but wanted to tell you that you are such a chauvinist! If the girl is in an important call she should cut short the call and call back our hero itseems! Ha! Now i wonder how did i landed up here!!

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    1. Thank you for your valuable comment.. Enjoyed the part where you called the hero chauvinist!! I would have loved to hear more comments from you after you had read the whole thing ..Oh! Sorry, its rubbish for you.. Now, I am wondering why you landed here!!

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